Tuesday, June 11, 2013. Just a few words about my background, and then on to the important topic - franchising! Enough about me, lets talk about the reason for this little introduction.

Crazy Legs Conti is an eccentric New York window washer, nude model and sperm donor, and huge fan of the annual July 4th hot dog eating competition. When he casually breaks the world oyster eating record in New Orleans, he decides to dedicate himself to fulfilling his lifelong dream of becoming a professional competitive eater.

According to Japanese blogger Nobuyuki Hayashi, the annoying clicky shutter sound of the Japanese-bound iPhone 3G cannot be switched off, even in silent mode.

My adventures, accomplishments, and journey in competitive eating. Monday, September 22, 2014. In less than two weeks time, a big weekend for MLE and yours truly will be taking place on the road. First, a poutine eating contest.

This is going to sound crazy, but all of downtown reeked of yucky cheese today. I think I had a point in telling these stories when I origina.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017. Imagine a night when the family is fed, the house is clean, the children arent bickering, and you have the rest of the night to relax. You draw a hot bath, you even use your good bath salts. You enter the bliss, let the water envelope you, you slowly begin to feel the worlds weight come off your shoulders. Its summer, I want my feet to be summer ready.

Naturalbl0g was b0rn in 2oo5 as an experiment to see if I can be funny once a day. All the work contained herein is copywritten, often by the entity from which I stole it. Well, this is it. You can also pick up some thermal blankets.